Middle son played football last night. Before he left to play I made him promise not to break his neck. He promised. He ended up in the ER getting his eyebrow stitched. I guess I didn't cover all the bases.
I feel sorry for the boy at the University of FLorida who was tasered after asking Kerry a question and making a statement that was deemed too long.........they tasered him after he'd already been tackled to the floor. WTF? I hope he sues those son of a bitches.
One of my patients said to me today "my god damned bed needs to be made, you bitch, you slut, you whore!" Under my breath, to myself, I said ... "Fuck you you mother fucker! Make it yourself!" DEar God, Please please please let me win the lottery.
"If mothers of the world were in charge, there'd be no god damned wars!" Sally Fields
I like her!
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The rewards of nursing! At least you get to wear those cute red and white striped skirts.
Othurme,
Believe it or not, the guy who cursed at me is actually one of my favorite patients. He makes me laugh most of the time......he was just having a bad day, and so was I.
I can see why you like him. He talks dirty to you.
Any guy can talk dirty, so that's not why I like him......I like him because he says he's going to take me to the Texas border to party...plus he says that he bought 30,000 hearing aids for Christmas to give to the orphans!
Tomayto, tomahto.
I would have had to fight the temptation to "drop" something - oh, I don't know, pebbles, thumbtacks, sand, meat from a lunch tray - on the mattress before I put down the fitted sheet.
I bought a lottery ticket myself this week. Still employed and heavily in student loan debt. ;-)
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