Breaking the law........and coming close to being famous

I Break The Law............

I smoke in airport bathrooms.. I hide in a stall and I blow the smoke in towards the toilet water in hopes that the water will absorb the smoke.

I steal a big green olive from the salad bar at the grocery store each time I grocery shop. If I'm not in the mood for the olive, I take a grape.

I was almost famous.... kinda.... sorta......well not really but........

I was on the radio once. I called in to a talk show. I forget the subject of the show. But I called and made it on the air.
I've been in the newspaper 4 times. Once in a work advertisement. Once while at a memorial service. Twice while doing community theatre.
I've been on TV once. I was on maternity leave while pregnant with my daughter. A friend invited me to go to the Jerry Springer show. His show started in Cincinnati. It wasn't trailor trash like when it first started. But anyway, I went........my friend taped the show. I had 3 closeups. :O) It was fun to watch.