I'm on vacation for the next two weeks. Yay!
My plan is to do work around the house and yard.
I looked at two other houses this morning then came home and worked in the yard for about 7 hours. I must have cut down 20 freaking honeysuckle shrubs. I'm so sick of having to cut those fuckers down every year.
My 14 year old nephew was with 2 friends. They were exchanging punches in the arm, playing I guess the way boys play.................until one of them got pissed and punched my nephew square in the middle of the chest. And I suppose the punch that hit my nephew came at just the wrong moment causing nephews heart to stop. My nephew said THAT DIDN'T HURT took a few steps backward and dropped to the ground.
He was resuscitated and is fine. His heart is good, no damage.......will have one last test just to be sure.....but has been given the okay to play freshman football...................
I found a pair of prescription glasses I lost last summer. They were practically brand new, and my favorite pair. While cutting the fucking Honeysuckles weeds I found the glasses half buried in the dirt under the deck. I soaked them in a pot of soapy water to clean them........and believe it or not, they don't have a scratch on them........ YAY!
3 comments:
Gasp, you said fuckers. Stop trying to make me like you. :-)
I grew up in a mining town, skinny little fuck with a so called weak heart, but I'm still here when half of the tuff fuckers there went on to kill themselves, go figure.
That's good about finding the glasses, but don't look at the fucking news like I do.
.but has been given the okay to play freshman football........
Op's, sorry, but we didn't see that coming. Well, get him off the field, we'll call in the experts tomorrow to help the other kiddies deal with real life, like fucking dying.
Roundup, after hacking them back put a bit of Roundup on the stock to kill it. Roundup isn't nice to mother earth but noting we do is nice to her.
When I hack my blackberries back I'll use it on some of them to keep them under control, I can only eat so damn many of them.
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