Boyfriend passed out saturday morning. he hit his head on the toilet on his way down to the floor........bled all over........when i heard him hit the floor i was certain he stroked or had a cardiac arrest......he didn't...........so he's been in the hospital until this late afternoon.
the priest at the hospital visited boyfriend. boyfriend is catholic. i thought of you billy when the priest came in the room. it made me laugh a little.
so i spent the weekend running between the hospital and moms house.
i admit i was stressed. i felt torn between the two places............................felt like i was failing both mom and boyfriend. i think i might have snapped at mom. she says i didn't. before i left her house she pulled me in and gave me a huge tight hug......................it made my heart ache......... the next morning i raised my voice at boyfriends nurse, and his doctor..............it was terrible feeling the way i felt.............................i felt like my insides were tied up in a knot..................
friday night after work i went to mom and dads house. dad was going to a football game....................mom didn't want to be alone. my sister was there too.........................................so we sat with mom. we talked about swag, the urban dictionary, the lady in wal mart and about a transvestite and the relationship we imagined he has with his penis. i've never seen my mom laugh so hard. it was cute.
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Boyfriend is a catlick?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
Boyfriend passed out saturday morning. he hit his head on the toilet on his way down to the floor..
Does boyfriend drink a lot? Catlicks seem to spend a lot of time beating their heads on toilets.
Tell the little fucker to go to confession and I'm sure everything will be fine.
Hahahahahaha
The last chick I was interested in was a catlick but my dick knew she wasn't right for me so that little fucker wouldn't perform. I guess my dick has gotten smarter than I am. :-)
transvestite .... I may be lacking some education here but any transvestite I've ever ran into was a male wanting to get her/his/it's cock cut off so she could be some kind of a female.
Is there a procedure for females that want cocks to get cocks? That could be a problem, our cocks seem to get us in a lot of trouble.
It took me years to learn to just whack off and let it go at that.
Boyfriend has had 1/2 a beer in the ten years we've been together. He just doesn't drink.....or use drugs. they did a cardiac work up....checked out ok. not sure why he blacked out.
"Is there a procedure for females that want cocks to get cocks?"
seduction, billy! :O)
"transvestite .... I may be lacking some education here but any transvestite I've ever ran into was a male wanting to get her/his/it's cock cut off so she could be some kind of a female."
that's what we thought too, billy......so can u imagine being the penis of a transvite?
your penis wouldn't like or trust you very much.....and vice versa!
Hum, maybe he is just defective.
hahahaha
Hell, I don't know, I wasn't trying to get to 70 but here I am.
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