On Call

My on call status started Friday at 5PM.
My first call came at 1AM....Me:this is Jane
Chris: hi jane. I wanted to know if I could leave an hour early.
Me:who is this
Chris:it's Chris. I'm really tired and wanted to know if I can leave an hour early.
Me:No
Chris:T!
Me:good night Chris
The second call came at 2:30A
Me:this is Jane
Linda:Hi Boo Boo!
Me:
Linda:you awake girl!
Me:Hi Linda. What do you need?
Linda:I can't make it to work tomorrow.
Me:You're calling off for 3P-11P?
Linda:yes!
Me:you're waking me at 2:30a to call off for 3-11?
Linda:(giggles)I'm sick
Me:I'll take you off the schedule. Don't call me anymore before 5a if you're calling off for the evening shift.
Linda:you know I love ya!Tell Chuckie Poo hi!
3rd call came at 3am
Me:this is Jane.
Gloria:the toilet in the shower room is running over. It's out in the hallway and everything!!
Me:call enviromental!
5am....alarm goes off....time to get up for work.......my kitty is sound asleep next to me, and i'm jealous.