Lotto Boss

My new role at work is taking all the money the recptionist has collected from other employees and buying lottery tickets for the powerball. I'm the only Kentuckian at my work and Ohio doesn't have the powerball, so it's my job to get the tickets. It's not such a bad job having to get the tickets because that means I also get to hold the tickets, and since I'm kind of a control freak, well it just works out.........and I've also set the ground rules.....if you put in more than $1.oo, your take of the prize money doesn't increase......the prize money will be divided equally between those who put in money, .......if your name is not on the money envelope then you don't get a cut of the prize.
I think the powerball is somewhere around 230 million dollars............my boss asked me if I'd continue to work if we win........told her no! So she asks me if I'd give a 2 week notice if I won........um, no. She says I shouldn't burn bridges.
So anyway, if you hear on the news about a bridge burning in Ohio, then you know I've hit the lotto!