Monday

I couldn't sleep last night. I was a little irritable today at work. So when the receptionist let the phone ring and ring and ring, I yelled I'LL GET IT! I heard someone laugh, but my boss gave me "the look." :O)

I made Reubens for supper this evening. Anyone want one? They were pretty good.

One of my elderly, male patients came up to me today and said "Hey, kid.....how about me and you go up town and get a warm Chicken dinner. "

One of my demented female patients said to me as she rubbed her hand over my hair "such beautiful straw."

I responded to the screams of one of my female patients. She was sitting on the side of her bed holding her left breast up by the nipple. She thought her nipple was a cock roach.