saturday

Some guy and his son are coming to my house today to take away the stereo that sat in my mom and dads house all through my childhood.
It still works. It's filled with albums from the 50's, 60's, 70's and the 80's.
I even have an extra gold tipped needle for it.
The problem with it is that it must weigh 300 lbs.
I want to keep it but when I go to change around a room, or when I want to put in carpeting, or move the stereo to another room, it means getting together a group of guys to move the fucker. That's no easy task, getting the guys together.
I'm going to keep the albums, and I have a small turn table that boyfriend got for me a few years back............so it's really the music that's important, right? Not so much what we played the music on............

I was at Lowes the other day and some guy told me I had a pretty smile. I thought to myself "aw! how sweet."
Yesterday at work I was called a mother fucking liberated lesbian. I thought to myself "atleast I have 10 toes you dog fucker."