A co-worker was complicating a task at work that really isn't complicated. I started singing to her words from
Avril Lavigne - Complicated HD - YouTube
I was like.... .......... . WHY YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED!!!!
She responded I'M frustrated! A couple others joined in and as we passsed each other in the hallway or at the desk we'd have to add to a mental list words that we might use on our job that rhymed with complicated....................................so AS WE PASSED EACH OTHER.............we'd say.... STRANGULATED OR INOCULATED DILATED CONSTIPATED LUBRICATED PENETRATED INFATUATED FABRICATED OVER SEDATED NAUSEATED CONCENTRATED UNAPPRECIATED EMACIATED ANTICIPATED EXAGGERATED EJACULATED EXCORIATED LACERATED EXUDATED DEVIATED EXTUBATED INTUBATED MANDATED MACERATED ASSOCIATED HERNIATED HALLUCINATED EVAPORATED ASPIRATED INEBRIATED FLUCTUATED EXFOLIATED DECAPITATED .....ELEVATED TERMINATED MASTURBATED................we cracked ourselves up! the frustration she felt dissipated.........
that's all i got for now!
3 comments:
COCKSUCKING? :-)
Just noticed that all your words ended in TED.
COCKSUCKTED?
lol
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