Friday, May 18, 2012

friday. Yay!

A co-worker was complicating a task at work that really isn't complicated. I started singing to her words from
Avril Lavigne - Complicated HD - YouTube

I was like.... ..........      . WHY YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED!!!!

She responded                                I'M frustrated!                                A couple others joined in and as we passsed each other in the hallway or at the desk  we'd have to add to a mental list words that we might use on our job that rhymed with complicated....................................so AS WE PASSED EACH OTHER.............we'd say....        STRANGULATED OR INOCULATED       DILATED        CONSTIPATED      LUBRICATED PENETRATED      INFATUATED FABRICATED OVER SEDATED       NAUSEATED    CONCENTRATED     UNAPPRECIATED       EMACIATED     ANTICIPATED  EXAGGERATED        EJACULATED EXCORIATED   LACERATED     EXUDATED DEVIATED       EXTUBATED    INTUBATED MANDATED   MACERATED ASSOCIATED     HERNIATED    HALLUCINATED       EVAPORATED      ASPIRATED     INEBRIATED   FLUCTUATED     EXFOLIATED   DECAPITATED    .....ELEVATED   TERMINATED   MASTURBATED................we cracked ourselves up! the frustration she felt dissipated.........


that's all i got for now!

3 comments:

BBC said...

COCKSUCKING? :-)

BBC said...

Just noticed that all your words ended in TED.

COCKSUCKTED?

Jane said...

lol