saturday

The 12 and 1/2 hour shifts are going okay.
It's just 4 hours more of working without enough staff. No biggie.
Today while at work, and while juggling oh, I don't know......let's just say about 100 different tasks.......I took the time to answer the phone.........we don't have a receptionist on the weekends, and I was waiting on a return call from one of the doctors.
So I answer the phone and am greeted by a polite, seemingly nice guy........and I'm thinking it's one of the doctors in the group of the doctor I had paged.............so I'm having a conversation with this guy and BOOM! It's an obscene phone caller. I told him it would probably serve him best if he spoke to my supervisor. I put him on hold and paged the other nurse to pick up the obscene call parked on one. She did...............but in the mean time I felt myself getting so fucking pisssed for being duped....I was so mad I was beside myself with anger.............I yelled to her...... GIVE ME THE PHONE RIGHT NOW! She did......&........I told that mother fucker off like I've never told another living soul off before. I'm not telling about it because I'm proud of myself.........I'm telling about it because it felt so fucking, orgasmically good to tell that perverted mother fucking, cock sucker off. He gets his nuts off calling nurses and talking dirty. I got my nuts off telling him I was going to rip off his cock and shove it up his nose.
After the obscene phone.........
I went about my business of rolling to the fax to retrieve lab results.................and on my way over to the fax my chair tipped and I ended up flat on my back on the hard, cold, dirty, nurses station floor.
I reassured the other nurse, and the lone visitor walking past that I was ok. I made no move to get up. Told them I was just going to lay there for awhile and reflect a bit.
And so I did.
The End